When the stain hits the drain
Imma let the bees off the tree,
Ma squeeze was ma frigging booze
Coz every blessed day was a raining day.
But when she left me with a spate of shit,
Had to wipe with ma wiper then skid my feet,
I lost the chance to tie the knot coz I was high on pot
And messed the lot,
Rumbling like a frigging
Tot like I’d never leave her,
My diva, who gave me fever
When I cried her a river.
Not long ago you broke into my heart like you knew the locks,
Watching you leave this bay I can tell it was a stroke of luck!
So when I tell the tale I like to taint your play;
Ma bae took the game to me and had to flee
But she was freaking hot and hard to please!!
Emmanuel “A penny for my tots”